Rubber You Broughter

Weekend of costumes, cardboard cars, mopeds, beer, and rubber baptisms.

Friday

Midday • Cardboard car building

Stop by Sound Speed Scooters in Fremont for some conduit bending and duct taping.

10PM • Space Beach Dance. (Jeb and Doc's House)

Costumes required for entrance (except for Chunk of course) music will be free but you can purchase a ceramic beer mug made personally by Doc and Jeb while listening to the song from Ghost free refills with purchase.

Saturday

11AM • Breakfast (Salmon Bay Cafe)

All Day • "Freeze Off Your Balls Off" Two Wheel Ride.

Ride around Lake Washington hitting up some taco trucks and whatever else feels good

10PM • Card Board Car Race (Sound Speed Scooters in Fremont)

Yes we are going to race, cannon ball style, in dr. Seuss inspired cars/things made of cardboard and bicycle parts across Seattle hitting up any pub and cougar in sight. Followed by party @ blackball hq.

Sunday

10AM • Blackball Burrito Fest (blackball hq)

There will a be a couch with a Blairsville on it looking for a cuddle but not cooking.

1PM • Easter Church Service. (Location TBD)

Pastor Chunk will be giving a sermon and baptizing lost souls near a cardboard bolder rolled in front of the resurrection cave/minivan. "I also heard Pastor Dark Pistol might be there rolling some clay snakes."

3PM • Dick's Dash (city-wide)

With all that joy in you heart from church you will feel like getting some dicks in your mouth. A city wide race, find every Dick's and get back to the secret location you might win a big prize.

6PM • Old time moped porn screening (Cafe Racer)

Bill found a classic with a moped chase scene. Drink specials for sure.